Friday, October 3, 2008

Shore Up September

If you’re at work today — and screwing around on the Internet, as usual — then good for you! This means you aren’t one of the 159,000 people who lost their jobs last month. The number is “unexpectedly large,” and the monthly job-loss rate is the biggest seen for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS.

If you're not at work today-and still screwing around on the Internet, looking for job, as usual- then vote for Obama! Not because you'll get a job on November 5th, but because, well, anything is better than this....

Even if you do have a six-pack (or drink six packs), and your first name happens to be Joe, I promise you that Sarah Palin and John McCain will not be "shoring up this economy" (what does that even mean?!?!) anytime soon.

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