Floss more, lie less?

They're called Crest White strips, they're not expensive.

And while he's at it, he should probably R-E-A-D-A-B-O-O-K about the economy.

"Mr. McCain stands by his vow to extend the Bush tax cuts and to layer on several more, including a big reduction in corporate income taxes. And he still insists he would balance the budget by the end of his first term in 2013, though few analysts, if any, believe that is possible."