Ice Ice Baby

Of all the fun things for sale on John McCain's website, I've found the item that I will be purchasing this election season.

Introducing the McCain ice scraper.
















For when your Republican heart just won't thaw after visiting small-town USA or seeing pictures of orphans in Darfur or learning about the devastation in Iraq or learning that welfare caseloads have increased for the first time in the past decade.

Also useful for crushing the pills that fuel your substance abuse problem.