J-tron

Ever since John Mellencamp pledged his jam "Our Country" to another John (Edwards), John McCain has been sans campaign song. Well we here at JohnMcCainIsARobot say screw those losers, you can do better. Not just a campaign song, but a campaign music group...specifically French techno duo Daft Punk. These guys actually dress up like robots! There are numerous songs the McCain camp can use, goodies like: Technologic, Digital Love, and my personal fave Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. And if J-tron isn't into the French thang, there's always Styx's Mr. Roboto.